Team GB Croquet
Claims of nepotism clouded Ted’s mood when a conspiracy surfaced claiming Ted had purposefully omitted croquet after England’s premiere striker, Michael MacDougal Houghington, III committed ’unfaithful acts’ against then fiancé Amelia Lourdes Perez - Ted’s daughter. "Tommyrot! My error was one of proofreading. His? Adultery. Deceit. Treason. Not only will croquet be on our docket, I will compete as a proud father and American and further define the man a human stain before a global jury."